today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
Just wait for it.
Noot Noot, everybody.
OH MY GOD IM CRYING THIS IS PERFECT
REBLOGGED AT NINJA SPEED!!!
i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist
- Alena M. (via girlsjunk)
i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping